I used to like Tyra Banks a lot. It’s bad enough that she got fat. It’s much more annoying and obnoxious that she goes around being pissed off that people point it out. What a dumb bitch.

She used to be a super hot Victoria’s Secret model. Now she critiques young girls on her own reality show, "America’s Next Top Model", but she says it’s ok to be fat and that it’s beautiful. She says she doesn’t apologize for being fat because she likes to eat, and doesn’t like to workout. You know what? That’s fine. Just don’t go around getting pissed off when people point out that you used to be hot and now you are a fat fucking pig! That’s what annoys the shit out of me.

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We have a new Miss America, Lauren Nelson. She should party with Miss USA, Tara Connor.

This is the second year in a row that a Miss Oklahoma has won the crown.

Nelson, 20, of Lawton, Oklahoma, is a student at the University of Central Oklahoma and wants to get her master’s degree in musical theatre.

‘Reality-TV twists’ enter the pageant

The pageant tossed in a few reality-TV twists on the way toward selecting its ideal American woman in a new time slot on the Las Vegas Strip.

Mario Lopez, of the TV dance competition Dancing with the Stars and the high school comedy series Saved by the Bell, hosted the show, its second year at the Aladdin Resort & Casino on the Las Vegas Strip.

The pageant moved from Atlantic City, New Jersey, last year in an attempt to breathe new life into an institution that had fallen far from the forefront of American pop culture.

Although previous experiments with reality gimmicks fell flat, this year’s show included viewer voting and increased participation from the panel of celebrity judges, which included MSNBC political talk show host Chris Matthews.

In one of the new features, viewers were shown a glimpse of interviews between contestants and judges, something that previously was closed.

Miss America Web Site

Miss Oklahoma Web Site

Katharine’s debut CD is in stores today, January 30.

She seemed to be the sultry, jazzy singer on American Idol, but instead comes off more "pop-like", like she is trying to be Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera. She still sounds good though. Her voice is sweet, smooth and sexy, and she looks hot too! Check out her site and hear her new single for free. Just be ready for it to play when you hit the page.

www.KatharineMcPhee.com

Two girls, ages 14 and 15, were charged with conspiracy to commit criminal homicide late Wednesday and taken to a juvenile facility.

This is a true story - Fox News

Hmmm…do you think maybe they over-reacted here? Yes, there were real students names on the list too, but it’s not like they had weapons, or any other evidence that this wasn’t anything more than fantasy.

Maybe they should have sat down and talked to them before taking them to "kid jail"…and at least let them kill The Energizer Bunny. That dude is freakin’ annoying. I won’t say anything about Tom Cruise or Oprah Winfrey, because I don’t want to get picked up too.

Cclaudia is an 18-year old German model that has natural 40 DD’s! Damn!

Some people might call this "soft porn". I call it "porn for all ages"!

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I was glad to find this product in my local Walgreens. I never knew there was a such thing as "Duct Tape Bandages". I had been using real duct tape all this time. You know that real men don’t need Band-Aids, but sometimes we do need something to stop the blood. Now you can save the duct tape roll for your dates and use this when you accidentally slice off your finger during your DIY projects.

An Air Force staff sergeant who posed nude for Playboy magazine has been relieved of her duties while the military investigates, officials said Thursday. Fox News

I guess killing people is ok as long as you keep your clothes on. Here’s a pic from Michelle Manhart’s My Space page, which keeps going up and down as I was
accessing it.

This is a funny commercial for bottled water where the guy drinks the water and has a "moment of clarity" clear enough to think with the big head instead of the little head.

This guy is definitely the smartest man in the world.

Take note ladies. The winter holiday season is over, but this is a good gift anytime for the man in your life.

This is funny. I would have thought the blondes would have the microphone in their mouth like they are giving it a blowjob instead of the brunette. Maybe the brunette is imitating a blonde?