Victoria’s Secret, in early-March, announced a new line of bras called, Secret Embrace. I’ve got a "Secret Embrace" for you! Who doesn’t love Victoria’s Secret!?! I mean damn those models are hot. Sure you have to pay more for their stuff so they can afford to hire all the hottest new super models in the world, but what the hell. I do my part. Every once in a while I have to buy something from The Victoria’s Secret Catalog just so they will keep mailing them to me. It’s the best softcore porn out there in my opinion.

The really good news is that I have some super sexy pictures to share with you, and you can get some good wallpapers on the VS site here.

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This may still be an unsubstantiated rumor, but who cares when I have a reason to post about Sarah Michelle Gellar. Supposedly, Sarah Michelle Gellar (best known for her role as Buffy The Vampire Slayer) is in negotiations to join Christian Bale and Maggie Gyllenhaal in Batman: The Dark Knight.

In a posting from an independent filmmaker on website Whedon.info, he writes, “I had been talking back and forth with one of Sarah Michelle Gellar’s reps about a role in a new film I start shooting in May.

“They expressed a morsel of interest… Unfortunately, on Wednesday we were informed that she wouldn’t be able to do it; because there might be a clash with Batman.”
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New York, NY - Al Goldstein, 71, has announced his candidacy for President of the United States. Goldstein, who three short years ago was homeless, broke and now lives on his social security, chronicled his fall from grace in his recent autobiography, I Goldstein. Goldstein figures that after bedding 7,000 women in his storied career he is something of an expert at screwing the people, and being screwed himself. Ideal experience, he says, for the nation’s top job. Goldstein now writes his popular blog AlGoldstein.com, sponsored by adult search engine Booble.

Best known as the founder of Screw Magazine in the summer of 1968, Goldstein also created and launched Midnight Blue, which became the most popular public access cable show in New York by featuring porn stars cavorting with Goldstein and celebrity guests.

As far as his candidacy, Al shares some of his controversial opinions on his new website.

• Iraq: “I am against that war. I am against all wars.”
• On Bush: “A liar, a former cocaine user, who has sent thousands of Americans to die for nothing.”
• On Gay Marriage: “They should be as miserable as heterosexual people”.
• On Obama: “He’s unelectable. No one can pronounce his name.”
• On Hillary: “A fireplug with legs, a mo ralizer, no better than Bush”.

There’s some great information and video clips on Al Goldstein’s Presidential Campaign Web Site

"US Marines have been rushing to tattoo parlors before a ban comes into force.

But many such soldiers see getting a tattoo as a rite of passage and some are even unsure whether to re-enlist."
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You’re freakin’ kidding me, right? Don’t get me wrong, I have a lot of respect for anyone that is a United States Marine, but did they forget that these guys are also trained killers? The Marines are supposed to be the fiercest warriors on the planet, but now they are being treated like teenagers with a mom that says they can’t get a tattoo. Someone in administration over there has waaaaaay too much time on their hands.

To make me feel better, I am going to look at Hot Girls with Tattoos at BurningAngel.com (Opens in new window and NSFW).

Petra Nemcova is a Czech fashion model that many people will remember as the model that was stuck holding onto the top of a palm tree, for 8 hours, during the 2004 tsunami that hit Thailand. Her main photographer and fiancé, Simon Atlee was killed when the tsunami struck, and Petra suffered a broken pelvis and serious internal injuries, but she has sure bounced back since then.

Glamour magazine recently awarded Petra Nemcova a “Survivor Award” for the tsunami ordeal, and how she has picked up her life since then (her comeback being complete with her appearance in the 2006 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue).

She wrote Love Always, Petra, published December 2005. It tells of her early life under Communist rule in Czechoslovakia, her entrance into the field of fashion and modeling, and her breakthrough into Sports Illustrated, which was her springboard to becoming a supermodel. She also tells of her life with Simon Atlee and how they fell in love and became engaged to marry.

Here’s a couple of hi-res fashion pics of Petra Nemcova. Click on the pics for larger images.

Her website has a lot of annoying Flash crap that just makes you have to wait. Look for the Skip intro link at the top right. I didn’t see it until I sat through a bunch of totally stupid, useless animations.

Petra Nemcova Official Web Site (Opens in new window)

This just in: Supermodel Petra Nemcova and singer/songwriter James Blunt have split

Not there’s anything wrong with that

Normally I wouldn’t watch anything that seems gay, but these guys act so freakin’ gay that it is pretty damn funny. I guess this is Men’s Gymnastics, or Men’s Cheerleading or some mix of both. Seriously, I don’t really want to know. It is a funny video though. Just don’t get caught watching it unless you want someone to think you’re gay…not that there’s anything wrong with that!

Dude, it definitely doesn’t get any gayer than this

Jessica Alba was talking about her role as Nancy, the stripper, in the movie Sin City. “I saw the pictures in the comic book and I thought, ‘That girl has some knockers! I didn’t really understand how I was going to get such an impressive chest!’ But then I went to lots of strip clubs and watched.” she told OK! magazine.

When are chicks going to realize that although us guys love big boobs, most of us love ALL BOOBS! This is one of those times, at least in my opinion, that size really doesn’t matter. Unless you want to do a "titty fuck", but that’s another story.

Jessica, you’re boobs are just fine, especially when you have a nice tight little body like this.

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So I came across these pictures of Jasmine Lennard, which are very sexy. I have to admit, I didn’t know who she was, so I looked her up. It seems she has been a very bad girl and I volunteer to give her a spanking…or maybe I will just spank myself while I look at her pictures.

Here’s a few things I found out from Wikipedia. 
- Lennard first shot to fame in 2005 as a finalist in Five’s reality tv talent search Make Me A Supermodel. She angered judge Rachel Hunter, by describing her as: “spotty, finished and fat”;[1] and also said: “I suggest she throws out the truckload of make-up she uses and hires a personal trainer.

- Jasmine spent much of her teens so wasted on drugs, that at one stage she was given just six months to live. At 14 she was on the pill, kept marijuana spliffs under her pillow and smashed up her mother’s car.[9] Aged 17, she had stolen thousands of pounds from her mother to pay off drug dealers from her spiralling cocaine habit. At the height of her addiction Jasmine changed schools eight times before enrolling at a local college at 17, and then entering The Priory for Rehab.
More on Wikipedia.

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Here’s a cool web site called BeerAdvocate.com. Todd and Jason Alström started it 10 years ago, posting notes on beers they enjoyed or despised. Now it is a full-featured site with news, essays on beer history and styles, forums and voluminous notes on brews from around the world.

This is not about mass-market, chug it in front of the TV during a football game type of beer. This is about the high quality smaller brews that have followings like fine wine.

Hey, I like both types of beer. I’ll enjoy a Miller Genuine Draft at the pool, and love to sip a Samichlaus Beer with a Rocky Patel Edge Cigar.

Check out BeerAdvocate.com

I know I like to drink, and you probably do to. I mean, drinking is fun, can be quite tasty and helps you lose your inhibitions so you can have even more fun.

Unfortunately, it can be expensive to go out to bars to drink, but that is where all the fun is. Thankfully, we have this very useful instructional video on how to get free drinks. It’s not only useful, but it is funny too. Bottoms up!