Archive for March, 2007

Denise Richards, Pamela Anderson Sued

pamela-150.jpgTwo freelance photographers are suing Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson, charging that Richards assaulted them when they tried to take her picture and that the women lied about the scuffle.
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I could just hear the photographers saying, "Those Bitches!" What are they, fucking gay? Pussies!

Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson can kick my ass anytime they want and I will like it! Here’s some super sexy pics of Pamela Anderson.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Just has to Breathe to be Sexy

alessandra_ambrosio-150.jpgAlessandra Ambrosio is a Brazilian supermodel best known for modeling for Victoria’s Secret. She will be 26-years old on April 11, 2007. Let’s say an early Happy Birthday to Alessandra Ambrosio while we get a woody over these candid photos. I don’t know what they put in the water down there, but Brazilian girls are freakin’ amazing, aren’t they?

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Check out Alessandra Ambrosio’s Official Web Site

Paris Hilton And Lindsay Lohan In Celebrity Bitch Fight

paris_hilton-face-150.jpgParis Hilton and Lindsay Lohan reportedly came to blows in Hollywood last weekend after Lohan interrupted Hilton’s conversation. Damn! Too bad I missed that. It would have been better if panties went flying, but then again, they hardly ever wear panties anyway. The full story on EntertainmentWise.com

Talk still continues on the amazing phenomenon of Paris Hilton’s boobs getting bigger and then smaller, then bigger again. Maybe she got some kind of boob pump inserted? I don’t know. I like her with little ones and big ones, and here are some recent pics of Paris Hilton with her boobs looking big.

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Was Houdini murdered?

houdini.jpgFor all of his death-defying stunts, Harry Houdini could not escape the Grim Reaper. The unparalleled performer, age 52, died on Halloween 1926, taking with him many of his trade secrets. Rumors he was murdered, however, soon took on a life of their own.

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• Houdini’s great-nephew wants to exhume the magician’s body for testing
• There is suspicion that Houdini may have been poisoned
• There are inconsistencies on death certificate and suspicious circumstances
• Book says Spiritualists hated Houdini because he debunked their seances

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300 Comes in 2nd - Joel Siegel is Pissed and So am I

300-movie.jpg“Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” bests “300″ at the weekend box office. Does it mean anything? NO!

“Turtles Make Soup of 300″ is the way E! Online headlined its story, typical of the way the popular press handled the weekend box office results. More evidence to support my theory that the popular press shouldn’t report on the weekend box office.

Is “TNMT” a better movie than “300″? A more popular movie than “300″? Will it do better at the box office than “300″? Will its success this past weekend have any effect on future Hollywood films? Four
NOs.
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In case you have been a hermit for the last two weeks, here the synopsis:
In the ancient Battle of Thermopylae, King Leonidas and 300 Spartans fought to the death against Xerxes and his massive Persian army. Facing insurmountable odds, their valor and sacrifice inspire all of Greece to unite against their Persian enemy, drawing a line in the sand for democracy. Based on Frank Miller’s (Writer of Sin City) graphic novel about the Battle of Thermopylae. 

Check out the 300 Trailer, it’s pretty cool.

Is the Attorney General an Illegal Alien?

alberto_gonzales.jpgSeveral Democratic Senators have called for the resignation or dismissal of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. In separate attacks on two Sunday news shows, Joseph Biden and Charles Schumer revealed that Gonzales may in fact be an illegal immigrant.

Until now, the diminutive Gonzales has been known mostly for his enthusiastic disregard for civil rights, but he now may find himself on the other end of an unconstitutional interrogation. The Senators’ accusations are based on two irrefutable facts: the attorney general has a “very Latino-sounding” name and has extremely dark skin.

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Sharapova Beats Venus Williams In Sloppy Match

maria-sharapova-150.jpgDang man! I’d like to have a sloppy match with Maria Sharapova any day! …but that has nothing to do with tennis. I don’t even give a crap about tennis except for the hot Russian babes that play it.

"Although both players appeared as if they were trying to give the match away to the other, Maria Sharapova finally left the court victorious over Venus Williams (2-6, 6-2, 7-5) in a match between two of the world’s best players that looked more like an exhibition between two beginners." Full Story (Opens in new window)

Now, on to the good stuff. Here’s a couple of hi-res fashion photos of Maria Sharapova. Click on the pics for the large images. (Pics open in new window).

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Maria Sharapova Official Site

Horror Films Abound, Marketing Called into Question

the-reaping-poster.jpg"Posters for Warner Brothers’ film“The Reaping,” about deadly plagues, and the torture-filled “Captivity,” from After Dark Films and Lionsgate, appear on bus shelters on Pico Boulevard between two elementary schools. A fright puppet from Universal’s “Dead Silence” peers menacingly from a construction-site wall by a children’s center in Santa Monica. A few blocks away, a large billboard promoting Sony Pictures’“Perfect Stranger” overlooks the campus of the Crossroads School, the daytime home for the offspring of many in the film industry.

All rated R for violence, among other traits, the films belong to what has become an annual winter-spring crop of horror and suspense. But the harvest is trickier than usual this year, as Hollywood braces for a new government review of the marketing of violent entertainment to the young."

Full Article on The New York Times Website

I’m generally not too enthusiastic about government regulation, especially of entertainment marketing. However, it seems the movie studios should take a little more care in where their advertising is placed, or a few careless marketers are going to bring unwanted scrutiny to the industry that will just waste everyone’s time and money.

What do you think?

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The Reaping looks pretty cool. Thousands of years ago there was a series of bizarre occurrences that many believed to have been the Ten Biblical Plagues. No one thought they could happen again. A former Christian missionary, (played by Hilary Swank) who specializes in debunking religious phenomena, investigates a small town which seems to be suffering from the 10 biblical plagues. Release date: April 5. Official Site.

Keyra’s Encore Webcam Show of the World’s Greatest Ass

keyra2.jpgThe last post featuring Webcam girl Keyra was so popular, I brought her back for an encore. Once again, please enjoy the ever-so-popular and ever-so-perfect webcam show from Keyra. (more…)


President of Iran Declares War on Sparta

mahmoud-ahmadinejad.jpgVows to Nuke 300 Warriors

In what foreign policy experts believe to be a direct response to the hit movie “300,” Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today declared war on Sparta.

Even for the mercurial Mr. Ahmadinejad, the move struck many diplomatic insiders as extraordinary, since the consensus in the international community is that the city-state of Sparta no longer exists.

But according to a close associate of Mr. Ahmadinejad, the Iranian president’s thoughts turned to war after seeing a matinee showing of “300” this past Saturday at the Tehran Cineplex 12.

“He was hopping mad at the way the Spartans kicked the Persians’ butts,” the aide said. “I haven’t seen him this angry since he saw that thing with Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore.”

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