Here’s a hilarious video from Saturday Night Live. They are doing a parody of Harry Potter where Lindsay Lohan demonstrates a sexed-up Hermione. Admit it, we’ve all been thinking of Hermione this way the whole time.

Check out the sexy and funny 5 minute video of Harry Potter with a sexy Hermione.

Hermione is played by the adorable Emma Watson. She just turned 17 so you have to keep your fantasies in the closet for one more year. This is all you get.

I saw several links to news stories in the past few days about this new naked sculpture of Paris Hilton. I ignored them because it sounded colossally stupid. All the stories talked about how this autopsy of Paris Hilton would educate high-schoolers on having a safe prom. Dull, boring, dumb, stupid and who cares!?!? But then I saw the pictures and thought the real story is how she is in a perfect "fuck-me" pose and that some people might be able to use it for some good masturbation material. I mean, this is a great pose and it really looks like her. Click on the pic above for a nicer large version.

Full story with a couple more pics on Softpedia.com

Paris Hilton Pics, News, Bio & Links on Horndog

The gorgeous and incomparable Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Adriana Lima Gives me a Boner! Look at those eyes and those lips! Damn!

Alessandra Ambrosio - In a word "Boing!"

Ok, check out this video and enjoy!

I have a friend named Hammer. He thinks Angelina Jolie is the sexiest woman in the world. I think she is a freakazoid. Not that I don’t think she is sexy. She is probably one of the best examples of my oft used saying, "the hotter they are, the more f-cked up they are".

I used to think that Hammer was the world’s smartest man. Why? Well, first of all, he is friends with me. Secondly, he smokes cigars. And third, he has a quick wit and a good sense of humor. Then I found out that he LOVES Angelina Jolie, and I became doubtful that he is the smartest man in the world.

When I told my girlfriend that I disagreed with Hammer, and that I think she is the sexiest woman in the world, she said that she thinks I am the world’s smartest man. So, Hammer, my friend, I am sorry to tell you that you are no longer the smartest man in the world.

Sorry dude.

Esquire Magazine asked, "If you had two days with Halle Berry, what would you do?" Well, first of all, I would have a HUGE ERECTION the entire time, so does that give you any hints? I think she would know what to do with that.

Check out these hot pics of Halle Berry and you’ll see what I mean.

Halle Berry Nude on MrSkin.com

More Halle Berry Pics after the jump…

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I have to admit, I have never watched the TV show, "My Name is Earl", but maybe I will check it out after finding these pics of Nadine Velazquez. She plays "Catalina" on the show. Nadine is a hot Puerto Rican chick born in Chicago. This "Windy City" girl sure blows up my skirt. Check out these hot pics.

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Eight more high-res, sexy pics of Nadine Velazquez after the jump…

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Now this is what I call Bubblicious!

Kristine Lefebvre, who failed to win a job with Donald Trump on ‘The Apprentice,’ when she was “fired” from the show April 8, is shedding her business suit for Playboy.

Lefebvre will appear on the cover of the June issue of the magazine and is featured in nude photographs inside, her publicist, Howard Bragman, said.

An attorney, Lefebvre had previously negotiated Playboy appearance deals for clients including Pamela Anderson and Deborah Gibson, Bragman said.

Lefebvre is a cancer survivor who wanted to use the magazine opportunity to send a message of support to others with the disease, he said.

She’s married to prominent Los Angeles chef Ludovic Lefebvre. [more]

Kristine Lefebvre Official Web Site

Don’t drink and drive. You could bump your head. You could also get stopped by the police and be made to do a sobriety test and maybe go to jail.

Or, all of the above. Watch this.