If you are on this web site, then you most likely already know that the Internet is for porn. I’ll go as far to say that the early growth and development of the Internet should be credited to porn.

Do you know what makes comedy funny? It is when you find the truth in what is being said and can relate to it. That’s what makes this song about Internet Porn funny.

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Funny Internet Porn Song

For Namco Bandai’s upcoming fourth iteration to the Soul Calibur series, they have promised to make the release bigger and better in many ways. After watching the first teaser trailer, one of those ways is very clear - Ivy’s beasts have seen reasonable improvement (depending on your perspective), it must be the power of next-gen technology. Aside from this improvement, Namco promises to include online play for the fighting game and has said to 1UP.com that they are working to allow custom fighters in the online matches. Expect to see Soul Calibur IV on Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 in early 2008. What do you think of the inclusion of online play in Fighting games?

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Lizzie McGuire has grown into one hot chick. In this revealing interview, she talks about her new look, her boyfriend and her big plans for the future.
Interview on Cosmo Girl Web Site

The interview talks about her still being with boyfriend Joel Madden, but the two are now history.
Duff skips party to avoid bumping into Madden, Richie

Here’s Jessica Simpson leaving some night club. I must say that. "Damn, her tits look pretty fucking good in that tight tshirt.

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to him, Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if ask how you got yours?

Other guy: Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident.
See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with huge, huge breasts was there. So, instead of saying I’d like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said I’d like a picket to Tittsburgh. She socked me one.

First guy: Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: “Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties.”

But I accidentally said: “You ruined my life you fucking bitch!”

“Did you say ‘over?’ ” the character played by John Belushi asked in “National Lampoon’s Animal House” in 1978. “Nothing’s over till we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!”

It was arguably the high point for both the movie and National Lampoon itself, once a comedic standard-bearer that for most of the last two decades has run on little more than fumes, licensing its name to dozens of movies that failed spectacularly while producing few of its own. The company has not published the magazine that first made it famous in nearly 10 years.

“The National Lampoon, once a brand name above nearly all others in comedy, has become shorthand for pathetic frat boy humor,” an Associated Press review of “Van Wilder 2,” a movie made using the company’s name, said last year. Added Variety, “The four-years-in-the-making, badly recycled (not to mention awful) sequel might stain the honor of the Lampoon label if it hadn’t already produced several even worse films.”

But now, like the history-challenged Mr. Belushi rallying his fraternity brothers, National Lampoon is trying to escape its doldrums.

Full Story on NY Times Web Site(Opens in new window)

I like "frat boy humor", but I do think they could do better than they have recently. They just need to get some new young blood in there.

There is more than half the season remaining. But if the Yankees continue to sputter and wheeze, the seventh inning of Sunday’s game might have been their last stand.

In the top of the inning, Johnny Damon, Jorge Posada and Bobby Abreu came off the bench in succession. In the bottom of the inning, Roger Clemens came on in relief. Yet the Yankees were worse off when the inning ended than when it began.

The pinch-hitting parade produced nothing, Clemens allowed a run, and three more rumbled home in the eighth inning as the Yankees made two errors. The dreary result was a 7-2 loss to the San Francisco Giants that sent the Yankees back across the country in third place, one game below .500 and 11 ½ behind Boston in the American League East.

“We’ve got to find a way to pitch better and score some more runs and look like a ball team again …

Full Story on NY Times Web Site

When they’re not rushing through the Mushroom Kingdom stomping on those goombas, it appears Mario and Luigi take their time to teach teenagers the basics of sexual reproduction, puberty, and STDs. Check out this instructional video from the Mario Brothers we’ve found. You’ll never look at the inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom the same again.

Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan has cancelled her 21st birthday party in Las Vegas, Nevada.


The Mean Girls star was last month charged with driving under the influence after crashing her car in Beverly Hills, California. She checked into a rehab facility shortly afterwards.


Lohan has now called off the two-day bash, which she had planned to hold at the city’s Pure nightclub, to celebrate her landmark 21st birthday of July 2.

Her spokesperson says, “The party was cancelled officially over two weeks ago. We were confused why Pure was even still promoting it.

“But Lindsay will not be having the birthday party at Pure and is focusing on her recovery 100 per cent.”

It’s kind of ironic that she cancelled the birthday party that will have her at the legal drinking age in great part because of a drinking problem, and drug problem too.

Here’s some hot pics of Maria Menounos at the CineVegas Film Festival.