Listeners of The Dr. Johnny Show

This week, the King of Internet radio, Dr. Johnny tells us about the listeners of the show, (there’s two of them pictured), why Doug is an asshole, that he is not sick and that Lindsay Lohan is just like a stripper, except that she doesn’t strip … yet.

Check out a funny short video blog here

Jennifer Lopez has a new movie out with her guy Marc Anthony, “El Cantante,” a film biography of salsa pioneer Hector Lavoe, and they have announced a dual concert tour as well.

What’s more interesting to me is this nice photo shoot of the sexy Latina J.Lo

This girl can race my car anytime.
I’d like to see what she has under the
hood too.

My fellow Americans: Yesterday, I briefly surrendered my reigns of power to Vice President Dick Cheney, on account of I had to get a colonasstomy in case the loving God who appointed me ruler changes His mind and tries to kill me with the ass cancer. I know it’s uncomfortable for my adoring public to think of me, their super-macho El Hefe, all drugged up and helpless, de-pantsed, with a ten-foot robot python jimmying so far up my gayhole, it could taste yesterday’s Cheetos – but don’t worry: I’m OK. And to every fucktard standup comic and late show host who’s wondering: NO, they did not find another copy of my Iraq war plan up there! Read more …

Here’s one of those rare moments when Lindsay Lohan isn’t drunk, on coke, crashing her car and getting arrested. I am starting to think that those rehab places don’t do such a good job.

Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra on the beach.

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There isn’t anything remotely interesting to report about Paris Hilton unless you give a crap about her getting a new dog, recording a new album, or her maybe being in a musical. All stupid, who cares kind of stuff. Speaking of "stuff", there is one good thing I have to share, which is the Paris Hilton Stuff Magazine shoot.

More pics after the jump …

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Dr. Johnny answers questions sent in from fans, including why he always has a toothpick in his mouth, how he gets hot chicks to hang out with him, and
other questions in this brief, humorous video blog.

Click Here to listen to a funny talk show online while you work. (Will open Windows Media Player.) There is music in the beginning. You can just drag the bar to fast forward to the start of the show.

Britney Spears was absent from school that day they taught manners and class.

Just when you thought you’ve heard it all about Britney Spears, the troubled pop star ruined a fashion shoot at OK! magazine and - in a stunning reversal - the celeb-friendly glossy is dishing the whole shocking story.

“It was like a cry for help really, it wasn’t normal,” says OK! magazine’s editor-in-chief Sarah Ivens, who attended the July 19 shoot. The project, requested by Spears’ “people” a few days earlier, was supposed to be the fallen idol’s “comeback story and tell-all.”

Instead, it became proof positive Spears, 25, has fallen from the stars and landed in the gutter - and it could have ramifications for the singer’s home life.

The OK! story, on newsstands Friday, reportedly has prompted Kevin Federline to regroup with his lawyers in a bid to gain custody of his two sons with Spears.

According to OK!, during the interview, Britney:

* Wiped her greasy hands on a $274 designer gown during lunch.

* Let her puppy poop on a $6,700 Zac Posen gown.

* Took frequent bathroom breaks - with the door open! - and even brought her assistant in with her.

* Insisted her “friends,” not the hired professionals, do her hair and makeup while complaining that the wardrobe provided by the mag’s stylists wasn’t “sexy,” “short” or “tight” enough.
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