Nicole Eggert, best known as Baywatch Babe Summer Quinn does a nice Amazing Beauty photoshoot.

‘Mr. Bean’s Holiday.’ Comedy about a naive tourist blundering his way through France. With Rowan Atkinson, Willem Dafoe. Director: Steve Bendelack (1:29). G: Mild language. At area theaters.

There are certain elements in life that you either have a taste for, or you don’t. Like coffee. Cats. And Mr. Bean.

If you’re a fan of Rowan Atkinson’s aggressively inept man-child, then you’ll be pleased to know that the character’s latest comic outing devoutly follows the formula developed years ago. On the other hand, if you’ve never been particularly fond of Atkinson’s brand of slapstick, you certainly won’t be converted by this trifle.

The premise, which is little more than a line on which to hang the actor’s well-worn shtick, finds the wide-eyed Mr. Bean heading to the South of France for vacation. Along the way, he meets a little boy (Max Baldry) who needs to reunite with his father in Cannes. Since Bean loses his wallet early on, they have to get creative, hitching rides, earning money and extracting themselves from a variety of misadventures as best they can.

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Mr. Bean’s Holiday Web Site has fun games, post cards, movie clips and more.

If getting turned on by flexible girls and / or contortionists doing sexy poses is a fetish, than I have it bad. Damn I just love this stuff! (The girls, not the guys.) The first half of the video is girls.

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Sen. Barack Obama’s sexiest fan respects the presidential candidate more than ever now that he has knocked her Web video, “I Got a Crush on Obama.”But “Obama Girl”actually may vote for Hillary Clinton.

On Monday, Obama said he really wasn’t that into Amber Lee Ettinger - even though the model wears panties with his name on them in the video and proclaims his proposal for “universal health care reform … makes me warm.”

Though the spoof has gotten more than 3 million hits on YouTube, a concerned Obama said his 6-year-old daughter, Sasha, “asked Mommy about it. She said, ‘Daddy already has a wife.’ … You do wish people would think about what impact their actions have on kids and families.”

Ettinger tells us: “I didn’t take it negatively. I think he’s more concerned over his child’s reaction to it. That’s good parenting.”

She still thinks the "lighthearted" video can only help his campaign. “It shows him in a positive light.” That doesn’t mean she’s voting for him.

“I have to say I’m very impressed with Hillary Clinton,”she tells Steppin’ Out magazine’s Chaunce Hayden. “I watched the recent debates and I liked a lot of her answers!”

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Amber Lee Ettinger’s Web Site

Amber Lee Ettinger "Obama Girl" Video

Booty princess Kim Kardashian shows off her finest assets in the latest issue of King magazine. Kim Kardashian becomes the first white girl on the cover in the history of the magazine. She is looking great as usual.

U.S. Representative Benjamin Sinclair (R-Ohio) has a plan to reduce skull fucking levels in America by 5 to 7%.

Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007

Teenage actress Hayden Panettiere’s fame is clearly on the rise, as the Heroes star has been accorded one of the celebrity world’s highest accolades - as the latest milk-mustachioed face of the “Got Milk?” advertising campaign.

The actress - who plays Claire Bennet in the hit series which is being shown on BBC2 - will appear in new print ads next month, which were shot by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz.

Panettiere, who celebrated her 18th birthday last week, wears a red dress and the famous milk moustache in the commercials, which show her holding an exploding glass of milk, accompanied by the slogan: “You don’t have to be a hero to feel invincible. That’s why I drink milk.”

She joins an elite list of celebrities including Britney Spears, David Beckham, and Beyonce who have fronted the campaign to encourage youngsters to drink three glasses of low-fat or fat-free milk a day.

Hayden Panettiere - FHM Magazine Pics

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Toy maker Mattel Inc. went to court Tuesday to declare that the name of its clean-cut Barbie dolls doesn’t belong on a model’s pornographic Web site. In a lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court in Manhattan, Mattel said the Web site for an adult entertainer named China Barbie has tried to benefit from Mattel’s success with the 48-year-old line of dolls, which includes Barbie’s sister, Skipper, her best friend, Midge, and Skipper’s boyfriend, Kevin. China Barbie’s site says she’s a “cordial young lady” who sat behind the desks of some of the world’s leading investment banking firms and advertising agencies in New York before getting into porn. It says her filmography includes “Me Luv You Long Time,” “Ethnic Cheerleaders 8″ and “Passport to Paradise.”

Mattel should get a life and work on getting the lead out of all their toys made in China.

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China Barbie Website (NSFW - duh)

Frank Miller does some cool-ass shit, like Sin City and 300 … and now we have great news that Eva Mendes will be in his next picture, "The Spirit".

Nowadays, all you need to sell a kick-ass movie is to have Frank Miller name-dropped somewhere on the one-sheet. Hell, you could sell Care Bears From Planet X to 18-to-34-year-old males so long as the Variety ad proclaimed A Script Once Promptly Thrown in the Garbage by Frank Miller!

The Fabulous Mr. Miller is currently at work on pre-production on Will Eisner’s The Spirit, one of the great and groundbreaking comics in history. He’s already signed on an amazing cast for the noirish epic, including Sam Jackson and Scarlett Johansson. Now comes word from the trades that Miller has tapped Eva Mendes for the role of Sand Saref, the Spirit’s old flame.

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Here’s another funny one sent in by my friend Bruce. Michael Vick’s Jury