A scandalmonger accused of trying to extort more than $1 million from Tom Cruise was found dead in an apparent suicide Friday, two weeks after he told a Daily News reporter he wanted to kill himself … Schmidt was famous for getting hold of sex tapes and nude photos of celebrities. He tried to auction off diaries and naked pictures of Paris Hilton that had been locked in a Los Angeles storage locker. He said he had a sex video of Dustin Diamond, who played Screech on "Saved by the Bell," and he sold topless shots of Army Pfc. Jessica Lynch, a former prisoner of war. He also said he had nude pictures of Gennifer Flowers, who claimed to have had an affair with former President Bill Clinton.

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Sex toys date back 30,000 years, before the invention of the wheel. They have evolved not only in style and material, but also in the demographic of who uses them and their ease of accessibility. Throughout the ages different types of sex toys became popular and then were updated as technology advanced. The first sex toys, dildos, were discovered in Upper Paleolithic art, and leave no question as to what the intentions were. The Greeks also showcased dildos in paintings, but they did not classify people into sexual categories, such as homosexuals, bisexuals, transgendered, or straight, and many of these people used dildos.

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Seems that it must be normal and natural to use sex toys then.

More research that just proves what we already knew.

Oprah is a talented woman who has tackled innumerable topics but nothing like this has crossed her couches before. The show that aired Tuesday, September 25, 2007 was entitled: “237 Reasons to Have Sex” and featured numerous “experts” on intimacy and marriage. First to the defense of aberrant behavior was Dr. Pepper Schwartz who took it upon herself to fly across the world experiencing one-night stands and writing a book about her adventures. Among other things Dr. Schwatz advocated to Oprah the notion of “friends with benefits” … read, casual sex: Next, Oprah talks to Janee who owns a small collection of pornography, or, eh, “erotica” – as she prefers to call it. "I think with respect to my mother’s generation, her mother’s generation, you know, exploring the adult entertainment industry was just unheard of. It probably wasn’t even an option for them," Another expert, Dr. Saltz, chimes in advocating pornography to women for overcoming their concerns about the addiction that their spouses indulge. To her credit, Dr. Saltz notes: “The problem is, it can be a double-edged sword in that anything really pleasurable can become kind of addictive.”

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As we pointed out previously Oprah has aired numerous shows delving into the topic of pornography addiction. These included the sad tale of woman who killed her husband in self defense after he went on a porn-induced rage and a former gospel singer whose life was shattered by the addiction. Why Oprah, whose influence is unmistakable, would backtrack to advocate pornography and adultery is beyond us.

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Morons.

Why don’t people mind their own damn business and let people enjoy themselves the way they want to.

All of a sudden I like Oprah now.

Here’s an Adriana Lima moment for your minimum daily eye candy requirement as recommended by the Horndog General.

It seems as if the public can’t get enough of pictures of Vanessa Hudgens acting like a naughty girl. Vanessa delivers again with new leaked photos, and I have them. There’s nothing wrong with looking at pictures of a cute young lady having fun. I think she seems like a normal young lady just enjoying herself with friends. Here you go. (All links open in new window)

My friend Miguel sent me the coolest site to check out. If you dig music and like to listen to the lyrics, or if you just like music trivia, you will love this site. It explains what songs are about and provides background information and trivia.

Miguel and I both love the song Hotel California by The Eagles, so I checked out that one.

Songfacts:
This is about materialism and excess. California is used as the setting, but it could relate to anywhere in America.

Don Henley: "We were all middle-class kids from the Midwest. Hotel California was our interpretation of the high life in Los Angeles.

This won the 1977 Grammy for Record Of The Year. The band did not show up to accept the award, as Don Henley did not believe in contests.

Don Felder got the ball rolling on this. He had the chord progressions and took it to Don Henley and Glen Frey. They put the words down, then Joe Walsh wrote all the guitar parts and arranged them for everyone. (thanks, Les - Dannevirke, New Zealand)

"Colitas," in the line "Warm smell of colitas," is often interpreted as a flower or a sexual reference. It is a Spanish word translated to Henley by The Eagles Mexican-American road manager meaning "Little Buds," and is a reference to marijuana.

The hotel on the album cover is the Beverly Hills Hotel, known as the Pink Palace. It is often frequented by Hollywood stars. The photo was taken by photographers David Alexander and John Kosh, who sat in a cherry-picker about 60 feet above Sunset Boulevard to get the shot of the hotel at sunset from above the trees. The rush-hour traffic made it a harrowing experience.

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I put this in the Funny category because I think it is funny. However, it doesn’t appear to be a joke. If you always wanted to be the front man (or woman) of a rock band, here is your chance. My friend, The Lovely Brenda shot their pictures and sent this over.

Who hasn’t wanted to be in a rock band? But putting one together can be tough. Don’t let the dream slip away…
This is your chance! We’ve done the work for you. All you have to do is bid, win, show-up, and rock. This is a once in a lifetime offer (if it works out though, who knows).

But what does winning a rock band actually entitle me to?
Glad you asked. The winner gets the following:
-A photoshoot with the band done by a professional photographer (probably thelovelybrenda.com).
-One full day of rehearsal (minimum).
-A band listing with you as the frontman on MusicNation.com.
-One song written by you, with our help, recorded at a professional studio.
-One gig (that’s right, an actual gig) with YOU as frontman… location, venue, and time, to be determined. You bring your friends, we’ll bring ours, it’ll be fun!

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The universally-accepted intelligence gauge is the intelligence quotient, or IQ, test. While a full review of the IQ test and its calculation methods is out of scope for this post, the median IQ is 100 with +/- 15 standard deviation. The further you move away from the average score, higher or lower, the more or less intelligent you are, respectively.

Doda, who came in at #2 on the top 10 most beautiful Polish women, is a famous Polish singer formerly of the band Virgin but now a solo act. In 2004, at the age of 20, Doda Elektroda joined Mensa and it was revealed that she has an IQ of 156. Mensa is a society for highly intelligent individuals, as the only membership requirement is a verifiable IQ score within the top 2% of the population. Currently, there are 100,000 Mensans living in 100 countries around the world.

Here is Doda’s Official Site

So how do you hit on a hot genius? Think about it while you look at these pictures.

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Sarah Michelle Gellar still looks fabulous, but this former vampire slayer has gone batty.

She recently revealed that she lives her life watching every penny and is fully prepared to abandon all dignity in order to save the odd cent, even if it means she looks ridiculous. She even saves money on cab fares by cycling around New York on a ridiculous ‘look at me’ bicycle.

"Not only is it bright pink with the bell and streamers and the whole thing, but it has Hello Kitty tires," she told the latest issue of Self magazine. "Every time I leave my apartment, my doorman just shakes his head." Probably because he thinks you look like an idiot, eh? But there’s more…

"I take my reusable bag to Whole Foods so I get a discount. I go to Bloomingdale’s on double rewards day. And I always print my dry cleaning coupons before I go. My dry cleaner laughs. He’s like, ‘You don’t have to keep printing them out!"

Yeah, he’s laughing to your face, but he’s whispering words of hatred and annoyance under his breath, and he probably doing unspeakable things to your panties to appease his anger.

So, she’s left Hollywood, cycles everywhere and watches every penny. There’s also news that her new flick ‘Suburban’ girl, with Alec Baldwin is going straight to DVD.

Poor girl. Maybe it is a good idea that she watches every penny.

I’d buy her dinner for the usual quid pro quo. Enjoy these pics of Sarah Michelle Gellar and you’ll see what I mean.

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Marisol Nichols is just one yummy babe. According to information sent to her mailing list subscribers, she has "signed on to star in ‘FELON’… the best damn prison script since Shawshank, if we do say so ourselves."

Sony and Screen Gems Ent. are producing. She will be starring alongside: Val Kilmer, Stephen Dorf, and Sam Sheppard. That sounds pretty good to me. The movie films in New Mexico starting in October. No release date yet.

If you watch the TV show "24", you are probably used to seeing Marisol looking like the picture below. And if you really dig Marisol Nichols like I do, you will probably know that she also starred as the daughter in National Lampoon’s Las Vegas Vacation.

Marisol Nichols on Mr. Skin

Marisol Nichols Official Web Site