Here’s a nice photo shoot of 24-year old hottie, soon to be former star of Soap "Coronation Street", Tina O’Brien. Her character on the show, Sarah-Louise Platt, is not so glamorous, but she looks pretty damn hot here.

Jessica Alba is just super freakin’ delicious! The review of the movie Good Luck Chuck in the NY Daily News says the movie ain’t so great. Who cares! It’s kind of a chick flick, so you can get your woman to go to it with you, and you can oogle Jessica Alba the whole time. Nice! I do have to admit though, that a movie about a guy who doesn’t want to have sex and a girl who does is pretty far fetched.

Here’s the really great news. I have two slow motion clips that will be every guy’s favorite scene in the movie, when Jessica’s skirt accidentally gets ripped off and you see a close up of her wearing panties. Ok, so maybe you don’t need to see the movie now.

Jessica Alba Clip 1

Jessica Alba Clip 2

More great news is that I have a bunch of pics of Jessica Alba at the LA Premiere of Good Luck Chuck.

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THE PRESIDENT: Good evening. In the life of all imperialistic military empires, there come brief, fleeting moments that decide the direction of a multinational corporation masquerading as a democratic nation, and reveal the character of its blue-blooded aristocrats, conniving religious hucksters and corrupt, back-slapping robber barons. We have now been suspended in such a moment for over six calendar years.

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I just like Jodie Foster. I think she is the hottest 45-year old on the planet. I feel like we grew up together, as we are both the same age (she’s a year older than me) and I have followed along with her career. I think she has a great natural beauty, the real girl next door look. She is not a knockout or drop-dead gorgeous. She just looks like a girl you could marry and live happily ever after with, while still having the urge to fuck her all the time. I think her voice is super sexy too. She is in a new movie called "Brave One" where she stars as Erika Bain, a radio personality in New York City and bride-to-be who seems to be living a perfect life. Her fairy tale takes a dark turn, though, when she is victimized in a traumatic mugging that takes the life of her fiance, played by Naveen Andrews (“Lost”). Erika finds herself bruised both physically and emotionally, and when the police are unable to find any leads to solve the case, she takes matters into her own hands.

I’d like her to take me into her own hands too. Enjoy these pictures of Jodie Foster.

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All I can say is b…b…b…Boobies!!!

Oh … and uh … Thank the Lord for Carmen and her Boobs!

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Ever since I discovered the J.C. Penney catalog when I was a kid, I have always loved lingerie photo shoots.

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Paris Hilton is planning to donate stacks of her own clothes and shoes to children’s charities, because she has more than she can ever wear.

The socialite claims she never wears anything twice and has closets overflowing with as-good-as-new garments.

Hilton reveals, “I have, like, a million clothes and more than 500 pairs of shoes, so I’m going to give a bunch of them to orphanages and children’s hospitals. I never wear something twice.” 

Aww … isn’t that nice, except I have no idea how her clothes are going to fit children. Maybe she could donate her panties to me? She should also get rid of that outfit she is wearing in the above picture, especially the shoes.

In other news, "Paris Hilton has been banned from Munich’s famed Oktoberfest for “cheapening” last year’s event.

Locals were outraged when the socialite, 26, arrived at the beer festival in plaits and traditional Bavarian dress to advertise a brand of canned wine."

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Here’s another one sent over from my friend Bruce. This is great. Click the pic for a larger version.

Oh my God, this is so fucking funny! My friend Bruce sent this to me. Look at the picture. Those are their real boobs. This is hilarious! Click the picture for a larger version.

Older men who shack up with much younger women keep the grim reaper at bay for the human population and extend our species’ lifespan, new research claims.

Even beyond movie stars and Playboy’s Hugh Hefner, there is a tendency for older men to partner with younger women, according to the study, published in the Aug. 29 edition of PLoS ONE. In less developed, traditional societies, males are about 5 to 15 years older than their female partners. In the United States and Europe, guys are an average of two years senior to their partners.

More interesting, when old men father children, their genes seem to increase the lifespan of both sexes over evolutionary time.

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It’s really no surprise to me that older men and younger woman work. All of my best relationships were always with a younger woman, except for the time I was 14 and dating a 16 year old. That was great. My ex-wife is older than me and that was the worst relationship ever and continues to suck to this day.

My current girlfriend is a total babe with features similar to Kim Kardashian. I couldn’t have invented a better, sexier more fun relationship, and she is 5 years younger than me, and the only person I ever met that is hornier than me.