The model and star of BBC’s Strictly Come Dancing wore a flowing pink dress to the launch of the fragrance at Superdrug on Oxford Street. She is looking damn hot in it too.

45 more pics after the jump …

(more…)

What a pussy that guy in the picture is. Anyway, this one comes from Bruce.

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.

The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I’ll be right back." "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I’m going to the bar, pretty face. I’m going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn’t know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lollypop…but at the bar…you know…they have frozen glasses…"

He didn’t get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d’oeuvres that are really delicious… I won’t be long, I’ll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d’oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d’oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey… at the bar… you know… there’s swearing, dirty words and all that…"

"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are married now, and you aren’t going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?"

I used to think that Tara Reid looked better before she started getting plastic surgery and aging. I always liked her better the way I remember her from American Pie and Van Wilder. However, these pics may have me changing my mind. Here she is at the premiere of the new movie, Reservation Road.

9 more pics after the jump …

(more…)

Amanda Righetti is probably best known for her role as Hailey Nichol in The O.C. Here’s a photo shoot where she is looking hot in a cute sort of way.

Her official site has some kind of weird design that I don’t get, but there are some nice pics on it.

http://www.amandarighetti.com/

7 more pics after the jump …

(more…)

Her boobs aren’t really Jewish, but they are getting even bigger since she’s pregnant. Halle had a mini faux pas when she made a joke about Jewish people having big noses on the Tonight Show.

Halle Berry is the latest celebrity to join the Foot-in-Mouth Club. The 41-year-old actress has apologized for making an inappropriate joke at last Friday’s taping of NBC’s "The Tonight Show." Berry, who showed host Jay Leno photos of herself that she had distorted by using computer software, remarked that one snapshot - in which her nose appeared cartoonishly large - made her "look like my Jewish cousin." "I so didn’t mean to offend anybody - and after the show I realized it could be seen as offensive, so I asked Jay to take it out, and he did," Berry told the New York Post this week. (AP)

Here’s Halle Berry’s Boobs accompanied by the rest of her.

9 more pics after the jump …

(more…)

This was sent in by Scott and it’s funny as piss.

Link

Fredericks of Hollywood had a fashion show and I missed it damnit! Jessica Simpson was there and refused to talk to reporters and would only let photographers take pictures. The really funny thing is that USA Today reported on that like it was bad. Duh! We only want her for her eye candy appeal and do not need to hear her speak retards! Obviously, the stupid-ass TV show The View doesn’t get that as they just hired Jessica to be a host on the show. The last piece of stupid news about Jessica is that she is moving to Nashville to get inspiration for her new country album. Yuk. I don’t like country music, but I have to admit that they have some real hot singers in that genre, which is a nice segue to the hot Jessica Simpson pictures. Here ya go.

8 more pics after the jump …

(more…)

Thanks to Jace for this one. It cracked me up.

Click pic for full size (Opens in new window)

Caitlin Manley is a fashion model that has done work for Abercrombie and Fitch, Bare Necessities, Bon Prix, JC Penney, Lindex, Macy’s, and Triumph. Here she is doing some work for my penis.

5 more pics after the jump …

(more…)