Here’s the real reason dinosaurs became extinct.

A picture is worth a thousand words — and possibly several thousand dollars. Nicole Richie and rocker Joel Madden held their baby shower at the Beverly Hills Hotel last Sunday, with exclusive coverage granted to InStyle magazine. But early last week, pirated pics of "The Wizard of Oz"-themed party were being offered by a source to competing magazines. And one pal suspects Richie frenemy Paris Hilton might have had something to do with it. "All the photos that were offered had Paris right in the center of them, as the star," sniffs the insider. "They look set up."

The pics, priced at around $3,000 to $4,000, did not sell since the celebrity tabloids closed early last week, due to Thanksgiving. But in the opinion of our conspiracy theorist: "None of the money would have been for Paris — for her it’s about the attention." Hilton’s rep told us: "Paris was a hostess of the shower, which a large number of people attended. Many of these guests were taking photos with camera phones . . . there is no way she had anything to do with this."

Source: NY Daily News

In other news, Paris was in Shanghai for the MTV Awards. Here are some pics of her there.

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If you like skinny Asian girls with hot bodies (and who doesn’t), you will enjoy this huge photo shoot of actress and model Bai Ling.

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SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.

SMART ASS ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

SMART ASS ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma’am, they’re dead."

SMART ASS ANSWER #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
"I’ve been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

SMART ASS ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. "Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand."

Why did Why Kim Kardashian pose for Playboy? I would say for the attention, notoriety and money. However, she says she wanted young girls to see what the normal female body looked like. "I did it because I’m not one of those skinny women shown in the media all the time. I felt that girls needed to be shown what a normal female body looks like", Kim told NY Daily. (I guess she thinks young girls look at Playboy?) Kim also noted that her mother persuaded her to pose for Playboy. "My mother literally made me do this. I think that in some way she lives vicariously through me", Kim said.

She’s also not the typical blonde Playboy-style girl. Kim has a great curvy body with wide hips, big butt and big boobs. Check her out in this photo shoot.

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There are a bunch of extremely stupid headlines proclaiming a new Paris Hilton Sex Tape. The truth is that there isn’t a new sex tape. I don’t know if that’s good news or bad. However, there is footage from the controversial site, ParisExposed.com that has been posted all over the place. I found a bunch of short versions on YouTube and other sites, but the this is the full clip where you get to see Paris Hilton naked including her tiny hiney and itty bitty titties.

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Here’s some shots Ana Beatris Barros did for JLo’s Lingerie line. After researching online I found that these go back to 2004, but they are new to me, so maybe they will be new to you as well. I also found out that the site, ShopJLo.com is closing it’s doors and a new site is taking over. You can check it out here: www.shopjlo.com

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A Professor was giving a lecture on ‘Involuntary Muscular Contractions’ to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, ‘Do you know what your asshole is doing while you’re having an orgasm?’

She replied, ‘Probably deer hunting with his buddies.’

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Sarah Michelle Gellar has been named Maxim Magazine’s 2008 Woman of the Year. Why on the Maxim cover now? Lots of things she says. “I’m 30, and I’m promoting a bunch of different kinds of movies. I like to shake things up every once in a while. It’s good to leave people wanting more, but I don’t want to leave them waiting too long or they’ll lose interest. Besides, how could I not do a Maxim shoot when I have a movie coming out in which I play a porn star (in Southland Tales).”

She kind of looks the part on the Maxim cover with the sexy lingerie and the 7 inch ‘fuck me’ heels. She gave some insights about her marriage too: “Freddie likes to say I’m so crazy, it’s like being married to five different women,” says Gellar. But she says their marriage is still exciting. “As an actor every three months you have a new haircut or hair color, so it’s like being with a different person. And a lot of high heels!” she tells the magazine. High heels - Nice!

Buffy is still looking "buff" at 30 - check her out.

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