Eva Mendes never gets old. I love the strappy high heels on that gorgeous body.

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Harness the power of 400 babies! Be UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC! Run like a Kenyan!

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According to sources, Brody Jenner has cheated on his new girlfriend with actress Lindsay Lohan. ‘The Hills’ star and Lohan partied together Friday night at two New York clubs. The pair were careful not to be photographed together but sources say once inside, Lohan and Jenner were “all over each other.” “She likes him. It’s early, but they are more than just friends. He seems to like her back. They’re actually sweet together, it would be nice if she kept him around,” said the source. Jenner recently told People he had a new girlfriend, model Cora Skinner. “She’s met the parents. She’s part of the family,” he said.

Hmmm … It seems somebody has some explaining to do. Thinking with the little head it seems.

Here’s some pics of Lindsay Lohan running away from photographers trying not to be photographed.

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One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back.

He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself when the man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, "I found the remote!"

Alessandra Ambrosio is without a doubt, my favorite Brazilian model. Here she is on a modeling shoot in Miami last week.

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Tons of stars helped celebrate the grand opening of the new Hawaiian Tropic Zone in Las Vegas. I guess one of the perks of being a celebrity is getting invited to lots of cool parties.

After enjoying overwhelming success at the world’s first Hawaiian Tropic Zone in New York City, powerhouse restaurateur Dennis Riese, and co-owner Adam Hock bring entertainment and fine dining together again in Las Vegas. Located at the 50-yard line of the Las Vegas Strip, Hawaiian Tropic Zone boasts sexy modern décor, alluring dining room, mouth-watering menu items, the largest video wall in Las Vegas, full bar, water wall entrance, outdoor patio seating area with spectacular views of the Vegas Strip, cat-walk stage for the nightly entertainment featuring beauty pageants by the Hawaiian Tropic Zone models and cabaret dance performances, as well as live DJ appearing nightly. Full Story

Here are some pics of some of the female celebrities that attended the party.

Lauren Conrad

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The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy!
I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, "What the heck?" and I started jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you’re so happy."

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew she’d been trying for a while so I told her, "That’s great! I couldn’t be happier for you!"
Then she said, "There’s more!"
I asked, "What do you mean ‘more’?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said….
"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!!”

If you like Asian girls with huge knockers, then go get the box of tissues.

Yoko Matsugane

Stats:
Height: 5′ 4"
Bust: 37.4" (H-Cup)
Waist: 22.8"
Hips: 34.6"
Birthdate: 5/26/82

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Angelina Jolie at the SAG Awards - 1/27/2008

The stars of ‘The Sopranos’ turned out to be the big winners in the TV categories at the Screen Actors Guild Awards. James Gandolfini and Edie Falco bagged awards for Best Actor and Actress in a Drama Series respectively, reports People. The cast of the HBO series won the Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series award. There were two awards for NBC’s Emmy-winning ‘30 Rock’ with stars Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey named Best Actor and Actress in a Comedy Series respectively.

The cast of the US series ‘The Office’ won the Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series award. Tom Cruise took the award for outstanding cast in a motion picture on behalf of the stars of ‘No Country for Old Men.’ Julie Christie and Daniel Day-Lewis bagged leading actor awards.

To see the full list, see the Screen Actors Guild Awards Official Site To see pics of some of the babes there, look below.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

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