After Latina Babes, I would say the sexiest ethnicity is Asian. Here’s a hot Japanese Bikini Model doing a photo shoot for your penis’ pleasure.

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Lela Star is certainly a star in these pics from DDGirls.com

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Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.

The three men had always done everything together.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.”

The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, it ain’t Bubba."

The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.

Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he’s pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain’t Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.

"Yup, we never seen ‘em, but everybody used to say, "There’s Bubba with them two assholes."

I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
Duh?

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn’t, because I’d ended up in the hospital the last time. But I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me?

I told her no, I’d been sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me.

I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he staggered to the door laughing.

Damn this site has some really hot pictures! Here’s a set of Isabel from SimonScans.com

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Jessica Alba is enjoying a fringe benefit of her first pregnancy - her breasts are bigger. The slim 26-year-old was amazed when her bust increased from a size 32B to a 34D almost immediately after she discovered she was pregnant in September. Alba says, "I was like, ‘Wow, where did these breasts come from?’ It was instant. It was great, but shocking."

That’s not the only thing getting instantly bigger around here!

Jessica Alba is one hot-ass pregnant woman. Her new movie "The Eye" seems pretty damn cool too. I have to go see it soon. Check out the site with a cool trailer -The Eye.

Here’s some pics of Jessica Alba at The Eye Premier.

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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the white House in D.C. One is from New Jersey, another from Tennessee, and the third is from Florida.

They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900…$400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me.

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700…$300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."

The New Jersey contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers "2700.00"

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The New Jersey contractor whispers back, "$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."

"Done!", replies the White House official.

And that, my friends, is how it all works in Washington D.C.

Here’s my latest discovery in the super hot blonde babe Czech model category. The English on her site is pretty bad, seemingly produced by translation software, but who cares? The pictures are pure perfection!

Check out AmbrasDreams.com

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