This is one of the most fun, creative ideas I have ever seen. This is a perfect example of how simpler is better when it comes to web sites. Maybe I’ll have to re-do Horndog on a dry erase board.

This, my friend, is a good one: NoOneBelongsHereMoreThanYou.com

LONDON - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.

“He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared,” he said. “… It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”

That’s still not as bad as Cheech & Chong smoking dog shit, but that was just pretend in a movie. Pardon me for saying the obvious, but this is fucked up and just about as weird as it gets. I guess this is just further proof that taking drugs affects your decision making. Rock ‘n Roll Dude!

Official Keith Richards Web Site

"There are some 31 million households in the United States without Internet access, and almost half them don’t care a jot about it. Twenty-nine percent of U.S. households don’t have Internet access and don’t plan to get it in the next 12 months, according to a study released this week by Parks Associates . The chief reason given by 44 percent of those households for not subscribing to an Internet service, Parks found, was that there was nothing in cyberspace that interested them. Other reasons for not subscribing to an Internet service included being unsure how to use the Internet (17 percent), an inability to afford a computer (14 percent), having Internet access at work (14 percent), an inability to afford a service (8 percent), and inability to get service at one’s home (3 percent). Parks’ findings were part of its National Technology Scan, an annual study conducted by the firm."

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In other news, these same people said they are considering going shopping for a VCR and a Microwave soon.

"US Marines have been rushing to tattoo parlors before a ban comes into force.

But many such soldiers see getting a tattoo as a rite of passage and some are even unsure whether to re-enlist."
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You’re freakin’ kidding me, right? Don’t get me wrong, I have a lot of respect for anyone that is a United States Marine, but did they forget that these guys are also trained killers? The Marines are supposed to be the fiercest warriors on the planet, but now they are being treated like teenagers with a mom that says they can’t get a tattoo. Someone in administration over there has waaaaaay too much time on their hands.

To make me feel better, I am going to look at Hot Girls with Tattoos at BurningAngel.com (Opens in new window and NSFW).

For all of his death-defying stunts, Harry Houdini could not escape the Grim Reaper. The unparalleled performer, age 52, died on Halloween 1926, taking with him many of his trade secrets. Rumors he was murdered, however, soon took on a life of their own.

Story Highlights

• Houdini’s great-nephew wants to exhume the magician’s body for testing
• There is suspicion that Houdini may have been poisoned
• There are inconsistencies on death certificate and suspicious circumstances
• Book says Spiritualists hated Houdini because he debunked their seances

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A state senator has withdrawn for now a bill to cut the sales tax on food by imposing a hefty levy on pornography. Senator Dewayne Bunch of Cleveland said he wants to become more familiar with the measure before working it through Senate committees. Under the original plan, there would be a 25 percent tax on adult video stores, escort services, adult movie rental and pay-per-view subscriptions and on magazines, books and other adult materials. The measure would also charge “adult cabaret” performers an annual $400 occupational privilege tax. Bunch stressed that the Senate version is only temporarily on hold. State Representative Stacey Campfield of Knoxville is sponsoring the bill in the House.

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They would make a killing if they could figure out how to tax stupidity.

Damn man! Talk about hitting a new low. Of course, most of you probably know Tonya Harding’s claim to infamy was cheating to win the Olympic Figure Skating championships by hiring a guy to whack her competitor, Nancy Kerrigan on the knee in 1994.

Then she went on to make a wedding night porn video, do celebrity boxing and have numerous run-ins with the law. Her latest embarrassment is this news story where she called police to say she feared people were trying break into her house, but it was apparently a drug-induced hallucination.

God, she looks awful in that picture! News Story on Sports Illustrated. (Opens in new window)

If you like rubber necking at train wrecks, check out her web site: http://www.tonyaharding.com/ (Opens in new window.)

It’s always a joyous thing when you look up rude words in the dictionary or encyclopedia and find they’re really there!

"When mammary intercourse is carried on to the point of the male’s ejaculation, the semen can land on the breasts, face, or in the mouth of the woman. The appearance of semen landing on the woman’s upper chest, neck, or shoulders gives this sex act its slang name of a “pearl necklace”.

The accompanying illustration is merely the icing on the cake (so to speak).

Tit wank on Wikipedia

"A Lutheran pastor in suburban Detroit looking for creative ways to discuss sex with his congregants has some people hot and bothered with his most recent tactic.

Epic Church Pastor Tim Kade, 40, kicked off the first Sunday in Lent with a sermon entitled, “The Greatest Sex You’ll Ever Have.” He plans to focus on sex…"

First is the link to the article, second is the church website with a Flash intro. These guys have really learned from the adult industry. They even do the old disable the back-button trick afterward.

Fox News Article

Church Web Site

If you’ve ever had an asshole boss, raise your hand. Ok, everyone put their hands down quick before your asshole boss wonders what you are doing. It seems the more people I talk to the more I find out how many asshole bosses there are out there. That’s Kevin Spacey pictured here from the movie Swim with Sharks, which is a great demonstration of an asshole boss.

If you have an asshole boss, here’s a couple of web sites to check out. Guy Kawasaki has a fun-to-read, short post on his blog entitled, "Is Your Boss an Asshole?"

A new comedy/drama television show in the works called "Beat the Boss" chronicles what happens when employees challenge their former bosses in unemployment court. Just getting fired is humiliating enough, packing up your desk and walking out flanked by security guards, as former coworkers avoid your eyes. It was a reality for 19 million Americans last year. But the story doesn’t end there…

“Beat the Boss” is about what happens after the walk of shame: what it takes for ex-employees to file for unemployment benefits and the lengths companies will go to avoid paying for them. And in today’s environment of mergers, downsizing, and outsourcing, there are many people with a story to tell.

“Beat The Boss” is based on actual cases, and you may be able to get help and get on the show yourself. Check out Beat the Boss and stick it to the man! (Turn down your sound, they play a song when you land on the page.)