Who is the most useless celebrity? That can be a very difficult question to answer, but in this case we have a math formula to help us.

How to calculate a celebrity’s pointlessness

C = Cash: Annual income, expressed on a scale of 1-10, then squared.
B = Brand value: The number of different outlets for the star’s money-making (such as records, books, personal appearances, scent, clothing line), expressed on 1-10 scale.
G = Google index. The number of hits, in millions, when you search the star’s name on Google.
P = Publicity (column inches, magazine covers, TV documentaries), expressed on a 1-10 scale.
D = Delinquency factor (arrests, rehab, love scandals, court cases, children being removed, etc.), on 1-10 scale.
T = Actual talent, expressed in a creative activity, on the 1-10 scale.
PQ = Personal qualities (intelligence, beauty, kindness, wit), on the 1-10 scale.
((C%B2 + B)G) + (P x D) T x PQ

The lower the score, the more pointless the celebrity. Check out how Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Heidi Montag stack up against one another. I really thought Britney or Lindsay would be the most useless.

NY Daily News Article: The Useless Celebrity Index