New York, NY - Al Goldstein, 71, has announced his candidacy for President of the United States. Goldstein, who three short years ago was homeless, broke and now lives on his social security, chronicled his fall from grace in his recent autobiography, I Goldstein. Goldstein figures that after bedding 7,000 women in his storied career he is something of an expert at screwing the people, and being screwed himself. Ideal experience, he says, for the nation’s top job. Goldstein now writes his popular blog AlGoldstein.com, sponsored by adult search engine Booble.

Best known as the founder of Screw Magazine in the summer of 1968, Goldstein also created and launched Midnight Blue, which became the most popular public access cable show in New York by featuring porn stars cavorting with Goldstein and celebrity guests.

As far as his candidacy, Al shares some of his controversial opinions on his new website.

• Iraq: “I am against that war. I am against all wars.”
• On Bush: “A liar, a former cocaine user, who has sent thousands of Americans to die for nothing.”
• On Gay Marriage: “They should be as miserable as heterosexual people”.
• On Obama: “He’s unelectable. No one can pronounce his name.”
• On Hillary: “A fireplug with legs, a mo ralizer, no better than Bush”.

There’s some great information and video clips on Al Goldstein’s Presidential Campaign Web Site