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August 28, 2008
Pickup Lines: Women know what they like when men spew the come-ons

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Even the worst pickup lines - “You remind me of a parking ticket, because you’ve got FINE written all over you,” for instance serve an evolutionary purpose, according to a team of Scotland psychologists.

Why a study on pickup lines? More than just another opportunity for embarrassment in the pursuit of love, opening remarks at a bar reveal volumes about character and general fitness. And they reveal who the user is trying to attract.

Full story - The Modesto Bee

I thought this was pretty interesting, but just like most studies, told me what I already know: Stupid, canned pick up lines don’t work as well as something more original and witty and having do do with the specific situation at hand.

Confidence, wit and humor can be worth a million bucks when it comes to women. That’s why you see average looking guys with super-hotties. I am a prime example myself. I’m not rich either, but every guy’s head turns when I walk into a bar or club with my woman. I don’t know. Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe it’s just because I have huge dick.

Just for fun, feel free to add your favorite pick up lines in the comments here.

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Comments

Comment from Billy Bob
Time: September 5, 2007, 10:30 am

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

Comment from Anonymous
Time: September 5, 2007, 10:41 am

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Comment from Dan
Time: September 5, 2007, 10:50 am

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Comment from Anonymous
Time: September 5, 2007, 10:55 am

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Comment from Joey
Time: September 5, 2007, 11:02 am

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

Comment from Crazy Ass
Time: September 5, 2007, 11:15 am

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Comment from Big Dick Willy
Time: September 17, 2007, 3:09 pm

Lose the zero, and get with the hero.

Comment from dlupen
Time: February 25, 2008, 7:15 am

Hey, I have to ask, do you wash your clothes in windex? Because I can see myself in your underwear.

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