Larry Craig isn’t gay. Thank god cuz we don’t really want him to be. Ick. Now that he has told the country that he isn’t gay in a press conference, I am so relieved.

I don’t want him to be gay because he is such a pathetic figure. Bearing his outrage but not his shame before the cameras today. Fine Senator. Don’t be gay. There are lots of people who don’t identify as gay but DO have sex with guys (or women) sometimes. But those people usually don’t have the power to pursue discriminatory laws against gays and lesbians or promote hostile viewpoints towards us in the halls of Congress. We all have enough information about how hypocritical it would be if someone like Senator Craig were to actually BE gay and vote in such an anti-gay manner. I won’t bother making that point since I frankly don’t think voting to hurt people is justified no matter what your sexual orientation.

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